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Turdculese Log Splitter, 2oz


Somewhere in the wilderness, there’s a gristly man harnessing the power of wood and steel to bring warmth and light to his world. He’s powerful, bearded and his sh*t doesn’t stink. While we hold no remedy for weak grips and smooth upper lips, Turdcules’ Log Splitter Toilet Elixir will shower your olfactory receptor neurons with the sweet aroma of leather, hard-work and coniferous trees.

PRODUCT DETAILS Turdcules LogSplitter Toilet Elixir Smells like Tree Bark & Grit Really smells like cedarwood, leather & amberwood moss 100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ Bottle SEPTIC-SAFE Proudly Made in the USA